Mr president
I heard your wish for UN and norwegian forces to take action in afgahnistan. As you have vitness they are reluctant to do so. The situation in and around the axis of Evil have escalated beond the question of oil-preferances. It has become evident that the you were not cut out for world liberation.
By the request of Mr. Vaaler i have decidet to take over the war against terror. Your assistanse is no longer needed. I suggest you find your self an other hobby, repainting that passè white house pherhaps, or take up smoking. I will on a soon happening event meet up with some of my collague force major for an session of consideration and effective actions. Please leave the area as soon as possible, latest 8. march i will not take any responsibility for your petty leftovers then. Do not keep in touch.
